Deep Thoughts: Dealbreakers

My imaginary dream man's closet.

A recent Jezebel post about fashion dealbreakers got me thinking about my own. Obviously, my make or break list for potential suitors is nearly infinite, but I tend towards forgiving if at least a minor interest in fashion is apparent. I once saw a boy's closet more organized than my own, overflowing with shoes all in their original packaging and nearly took my pants off on the spot. (Editor's note: Don't worry mom, I totally didn't!)

In any case, most straight(ish) guys I know aren't as strict with fashion don'ts as women are with other women. If the girl's good-looking, they're not cringing uncontrollably at the sight of her frayed Sevens and black boots like I am. But certainly, I'm not the only one wanting to slap some sense into mall outfit offenders, "going-out" clothing wearers and anyone, anywhere with counterfeit bling. After informally asking my gentlemanly friends what they considered dealbreakers, the following answers were suitable to print:

• "Nothing, it's impossible to turn me off. Okay, well jeans with no back pockets."
• "Fat people in skinny fashion."
• "It comes down to shoes, that's my gauge for style. Too many girls rock the ugliest shoes."

Truer wisdom has never been spoken, but I'd love to hear what YOU think. How do you avoid breaking the deal? What are your dealbreakers?